Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cool Sms

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7 meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems



womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life



Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on Thursday,fighting on Friday, Divorce on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday



Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled . i wish your day is full of SMILE



Never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you M=make A=a D=difference.



10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER



Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled . i wish your day is full of SMILE



If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!



Girls r special ones created by god.. if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen, she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman. if u dont, u not a man. If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp. if u dont, u r not understand'g so simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful. Thats a girl...!




Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys r played together 2 give sweet music.Thats life live it..



DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Greeting SMS

This DIWALI may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!



Smile is a language of love; Smile is a source to win hearts; Smile creates greatness in your personality; So, keep smiling!



Happiness cannot be owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is a spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. Gud day!



When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks, don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust, it's just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious.



Welcome the new morning with smile on your face, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Gud Day!



Notice something? Your phone got heavier with this message! Because, it's loaded with love, affection, care and prayers to keep you happy!



Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u, live life so well that even death loves to c u live, fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat. Gud Day!



I pray for you... A life that you truly deserve; A life as good as your heart; A life as bright as your smile; A life as wonderful as you. Have a Wonderful Day!



Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value, than Joining Two Hands for Prayer. Gud Day.



As I open my eyes, I thank God for allowing me to see a new day & to greet a Sweet friend like U! Gud Morning!

Flirt SMS

Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are'



Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!



Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!



Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!



God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...



Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!



If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don't find me among them, dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.





Some people have nice eyes... some people have nice smile, others have nice faces, but you have all of them with a nice heart!



Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...

Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!



Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I�m Mind Blowing!


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Noughty SMS

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - EXCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

Love sms

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


Love is like fire, it is wonderful but in the same tine burn evrythind



How much space 4 me in ur heart? 100% sing a song. 75% call me.50% send sms 25% Miss call. no response means no space


I trust U is d better complement then I love you coz U may not always trust d person U love but U can always love d person U Trust.


Love is a sincere emotion that gives meaning to life,love is a gentle and caring for the loved one,through times of fun and strife.



Love is the feeling of true happiness, love is the language that two hearts express.


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


I trust U is d better complement then I love you coz U may not always trust d person U love but U can always love d person U Trust.


How much space 4 me in ur heart? 100% sing a song. 75% call me.50% send sms 25% Miss call. no response means no space




True luv is eternal... Cherish the luv when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.



So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.



To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.



Aashiq Puche Rab nu: Tu Jag nu Pyaar Da Dushman Kyu Bana Ditta ?

Rab Hasaya te Bolya: Tusi Kehra Mere Naal Changi Kittim Tusi Vi ta Yaar nu he Rab Bana Ditta.



Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.



Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.

Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.

Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.



Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.



Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.



Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!




No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LUV U my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!